Busting Urban Myths
I.
The ark was not a steel aircraft carrier,
that was the Ark Royal,
a real Ark carries dysentry and poverty
diverts effluent equally
to the east and west,
in it's belly, time machines chew their cud,
the meat on bones sagging
with the responsibility of Hate and Love,
diehard Bikers balance cheating
and heating
in favour of soldier ants biting
a politician in Animal Affairs.
II.
Red sun rays on white clouds doesn't mean
Barbie Dolls, of the pink and purple variety,
can dance falsetto to Perry Como
on a record player that rotates evenly
to the pace of the Giant Earwig
hurredly running on the Rubber Band
that runs at 78rpm speed.
The Deity called God walks on pillows.
III.
Dividing the north from the south,
the gargantuan called The Equator
wraps itself around a globe rotating
with the weight of 3 billion more people
that just may be superfluous to requirements.
In the mud hut of Quango Dwano
a virgin awaits his chiefly aims,
his Number One wife prepares the feast.
IV.
Doctors the world over
lie susceptible to quantum physics,
a patient with a heart condition
awaits a pharmicist's Money Machine
to erupt into fire.
V.
The Baby dies;
we cry,
a deer is run over;
we're touched,
a paper with dire headlines
is used to fan the flames.
I.
The ark was not a steel aircraft carrier,
that was the Ark Royal,
a real Ark carries dysentry and poverty
diverts effluent equally
to the east and west,
in it's belly, time machines chew their cud,
the meat on bones sagging
with the responsibility of Hate and Love,
diehard Bikers balance cheating
and heating
in favour of soldier ants biting
a politician in Animal Affairs.
II.
Red sun rays on white clouds doesn't mean
Barbie Dolls, of the pink and purple variety,
can dance falsetto to Perry Como
on a record player that rotates evenly
to the pace of the Giant Earwig
hurredly running on the Rubber Band
that runs at 78rpm speed.
The Deity called God walks on pillows.
III.
Dividing the north from the south,
the gargantuan called The Equator
wraps itself around a globe rotating
with the weight of 3 billion more people
that just may be superfluous to requirements.
In the mud hut of Quango Dwano
a virgin awaits his chiefly aims,
his Number One wife prepares the feast.
IV.
Doctors the world over
lie susceptible to quantum physics,
a patient with a heart condition
awaits a pharmicist's Money Machine
to erupt into fire.
V.
The Baby dies;
we cry,
a deer is run over;
we're touched,
a paper with dire headlines
is used to fan the flames.
